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 A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.  Coco Chanel

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Coco Chanel

  Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!   George Washington

Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!

George Washington

 I’m late / I’m late / For a very important date. / No time to say “Hello, Goodbye”. / I’m late, I’m late, I’m late.   White Rabbit

I’m late / I’m late / For a very important date. / No time to say “Hello, Goodbye”. / I’m late, I’m late, I’m late. 

White Rabbit

 O’ What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!  William Shakespeare

O’ What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!

William Shakespeare

 You’ll wake up on Easter morning, And you’ll know that he was there, When you find those choc’late bunnies, That he’s hiding ev’rywhere.  Gene Autry

You’ll wake up on Easter morning, And you’ll know that he was there, When you find those choc’late bunnies, That he’s hiding ev’rywhere.

Gene Autry

 All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.  Grant Wood

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Grant Wood

 Sometimes we’re so concerned about giving our children what we never had growing up, we neglect to give them what we did have growing up.  James C. Dobson

Sometimes we’re so concerned about giving our children what we never had growing up, we neglect to give them what we did have growing up.

James C. Dobson

 I am so fresh in soul and spirit that life gushes and bubbles around me in a thousand springs.  Robert Schumann

I am so fresh in soul and spirit that life gushes and bubbles around me in a thousand springs.

Robert Schumann

 I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted—but his or her entertainment value.  Geoffrey Household

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted—but his or her entertainment value.

Geoffrey Household

 There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.  George Armstrong Custer

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.

George Armstrong Custer

 God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.  Farrah Fawcett

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.

Farrah Fawcett

 Someday I want to get a tattoo. That’s the first thing I’m going to do after I realize my biggest ambition in life: going to prison.  Bauvard

Someday I want to get a tattoo. That’s the first thing I’m going to do after I realize my biggest ambition in life: going to prison.

Bauvard

 Aroused by spring, they are soft as cream…  Chao Luan-Luan, “Creamy Breasts”

Aroused by spring, they are soft as cream…

Chao Luan-Luan, “Creamy Breasts”

 My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football. Is fluffy gonna have to open up a can whop ass???         Gabriel Iglesias

My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football. Is fluffy gonna have to open up a can whop ass???       

Gabriel Iglesias

 Spin the parasol three times and repeat after me: I shield in the name of fashion. I accessorize for one and all. Pursuit of truth is my passion. This I vow by the great parasol.  Gail Carriger

Spin the parasol three times and repeat after me: I shield in the name of fashion. I accessorize for one and all. Pursuit of truth is my passion. This I vow by the great parasol.

Gail Carriger

 The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan. And even then it’s not easy.  Dave Barry

The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan. And even then it’s not easy.

Dave Barry

 Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.  Adolf Hitler

Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.

Adolf Hitler

 In the Province of Argaus, has been seen the Unicorn, that Beast so much talk’d of, and so little known.  Samuel Johnson (Translator); A Voyage to Abyssinia, Father Lobo (1735)

In the Province of Argaus, has been seen the Unicorn, that Beast so much talk’d of, and so little known.

Samuel Johnson (Translator); A Voyage to Abyssinia, Father Lobo (1735)

 The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.  Helen Keller

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

Helen Keller

 As a lifelong practitioner of martial arts, I’m trained to remain calm in the face of adversity and danger.  Steven Seagal

As a lifelong practitioner of martial arts, I’m trained to remain calm in the face of adversity and danger.

Steven Seagal

 No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they’re pretty, even if they aren’t.  Marilyn Monroe

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they’re pretty, even if they aren’t.

Marilyn Monroe

 You’ve got to have steel in you somewhere.  Alan Bates

You’ve got to have steel in you somewhere.

Alan Bates

 Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy.  Mao Zedong

Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy.

Mao Zedong

 Why pamper life’s complexities, when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?         The Smiths

Why pamper life’s complexities, when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?       

The Smiths

 Your body makes you sexy. Your smile makes you pretty. But your personality makes you beautiful.          Ritu Ghatourey

Your body makes you sexy. Your smile makes you pretty. But your personality makes you beautiful.        

Ritu Ghatourey

  In the sixth century, Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that some factions of young males wore their hair long at the back and cut it short over the forehead. This non-Roman style was termed the ‘Hunnic’ look.

In the sixth century, Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that some factions of young males wore their hair long at the back and cut it short over the forehead. This non-Roman style was termed the ‘Hunnic’ look.

 A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.          Ayatollah Khomeini

A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.       

 Ayatollah Khomeini

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